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Monday, April 17, 2006

Ode to Tupperware

Oh, the fruits borne by (of?) MSN...


jack says:
you know whats weird
jack says:
i dont know if you ve ever noticed this
jack says:
but no one has written a song about tupperware
Fleetwood Mac - the only Mac that's good for you says:
hahaha
Fleetwood Mac - the only Mac that's good for you says:
write one
Fleetwood Mac - the only Mac that's good for you says:
actually lets write one together
jack says:
yeah you and me
Fleetwood Mac - the only Mac that's good for you says:
you write a line then i'll write the next one
jack says:
ok ok ok ok ok

Verse 1
sitting in this kitchen collecting bacteria
food'll rot cos its less cold than siberia
need something to pack me up...
maybe put myself in a plastic cup
otherwise i'll be a mouldy snack
ready to go in a rubbish sack
that’s why i need, someone to care
to protect me from the dangerous air
to hold me inside
and keep me fresh
so i dont turn into a big ugly mess!!!

Chorus
im talkin bout tupperware, keeps out the air, tupperware, OH YEAH
OH YEAH!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
(GUITAR SOLO)

2nd verse
so now im happy in this fridge
free from attacks from a fly or a midge
nicely stacked against a cucumber and chocolate cake
plastic walls keep out the smell of fishy hake
so im nice and crisp when its dinner time
ready to be part of the next stupid rhyme
and of the next family roast
so mum can about me proudly boast
that its all thanks to something that keeps out the air...

Chorus
im talkin bout tupperware, keeps out the air, tupperware, OH YEAH
OH YEAH!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
(GUITAR SOLO)

Bridge:
Tupperware's the answer, its the latest hit
if you dont want to get salmonella you better use it
forget all your baking foil and sandwich bags
somethings here for the young and the old hags

Chorus
im talkin bout tupperware, keeps out the air, tupperware, OH YEAH
OH YEAH!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH

2 Comments:

  • Well, songs about tupperware are already out there I'm afraid.

    http://davebarry.com/natterings_files/tupperwaresong.htm

    http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/t/thebeautifulsouth455/tupperwarequeen20521.html

    By Blogger Gorky, at 12:26 am  

  • Gutted. Still, ours is pretty good. ;)

    By Blogger Bec, at 5:09 pm  

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